There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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