Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
