so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
