We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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