The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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