I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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