you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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