the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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