I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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