Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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