hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
time to smoke my breakfast
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
