is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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