i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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