But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't you send me to vm
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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