I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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