So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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