whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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