Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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