And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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