So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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