like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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