didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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