She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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