My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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