He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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