I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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