what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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