Taylor Swift is so right about you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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