Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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