She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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