And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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