Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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