Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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