wakey wakey hands off snakey
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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