2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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