Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
