Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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