i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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