Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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