her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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