This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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