She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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