I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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