Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
