im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
