I must be too annoying 4 u.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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