Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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