am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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