At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
