But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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