ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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