I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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